The Magic of Words!!!!

Well this one occured three days back approx.....And for this one I think I need to draw a character sketch of one of my rumy....Well seems to be a tedious task, so lets pull just one shade of her character...as of now....

So this girl named Rashmi....staying with me since 3 Months.....a girl with last minute plans...last minute decisions....and a beautiful combination of innocently bold and beautifuly cute girl(Hyperbole)....I strongly believe this girl should always be accompanying the modern age script writers or dialogue writers....REASON :most of her statements deserve an applaud.....and they are coming out in this world for the first time.....

Even if she abuses you,you cant stop underlining her bluntly spoken truths.....most of them being double entenders or beep beep beep....and wondering at her skills and sometimes wondering why dint you react when she literally slapped you with her words.....or sometimes hitting your head and wondering that she meant something very weird but what....

You just can wonder and surprise yourself with her exceptional communication skills that slaps the listener or the subject without him acknowledging the seriousness....

And I am sure a particular group of people including me would want to develop the vocab like her to be offensive without sounding offensive....and the particular group of people would like to develop vocab like her for handlling such conversations.....

So I think a dictionary made of the words and statements she uses will be very popular, and since she is a factory of the new statements....there will be very frequent updations....and I am sure this one is definitely gonna click as a potential business...any doubts...meet this girl...

Now this girl even after possessing this skill, faces a problem when she has to watch her words....in case of some specific people.....That time she has to do extra efforts to use normal words....so a dictioary to translate her own words in normal language can again be useful...atleast for her...

Taking Outsourcing to a next level

So finally after a long break, I am again stuck with an awesome idea!!!!(at least for my satisfaction, that ideas have not stopped coming).Last night as usual I was sitting with my roomy and an other friend....As usual we were having a great time chatting with each other and then....

The other friend of mine got a call!!!!and this was the beginning of emotional attack.....as unusual.....he was sad....I have never seen him like this before!!!!And it was a bit uneasy for both of us girl laughing and giggling when this friend of ours sitting quiet.....lost in his own world.....and then.....

I was stuck with what I can call a historical idea...and I term it as Emotional Outsourcing....There are times like this when we don't want to miss a single moment of experience in the limited availability of some precious moments at the same time it is urgent for us to react opposite due to some external circumstances....
We don't want to miss these otherwise tow extremely opposite emotions....
and then....

Comes the refuge my idea promises in terms of possibilities....I asked my friend outsource your sad emotion to me...as there might be something very serious that you would not miss being sad for....and at this moment enjoy with us....your both works are done....and if you want to pay me for this outsourcing what can be better.....

At that time he forgot his sad mood and started laughing at my silly recommendations but I started imagining a highly sci fi movie on Emotional outsourcing!!!!!!

So I would like to know what happens if it really comes true....

Consider one case I have been just laid off from my job, I return back home and witness my friends partying hard....I am a party animal but how could I party then....or Why Not:-)

The Changing Corporate Culture....

So yesterday when I was wearing a motivational cap....and having discussion with my rumi....who seems to be very talented in terms of additional skills apart from her professional qualifications....to name one of them is that she is a trained beautician....keeping this underutilized talent to please her roommates or friends occasionally....So the girl wearing motivational cap thats me was trying her best to pursuade her(My rumi) that she should follow where her talent leads....so this Ms. HR by profession should actually own a beauty saloon...giving additional sevices like online advice and appointments to her clients....She as usual was apprehensive...saying lets finallize a place to live 1st....(we are in an urgent need of accomodation these days)
And then shared with her the idea that suddenly banged on me....Beauty Services as a part of HR policy to be introduced in all organizations with discounted price...and this should start with her organization...This will save her cost...ensure an initial ROI...what a good idea...employees will also feel pampered....

"Then I will have to address the concerns like mark me a half day going for a prdicure... or feeling tired I think I should get a quick massage" was all I got as a feedback from her....Her typical HR mind tempts her to demolish all the innovative ideas .....Anyways so what if she finds it against a disciplined corporate culture I am sure there is a seeker somewhere who after finding this idea will nurture it...

By that time I will be very happy if  I get your comment on what will happen if Beauty Services are introduced as part of employee welfare in HR policies of today....

All the rest is history!!!!

I was just on my way back to home....after the hillarious day at office....when I suddenly started thinking....I dont know when I am walking then only I get these legend ideas....I suddenly remembered a statement(usually given by other genders:-) ) I am a boy trapped in a girls body...or I am a girl trapped in a boys body.....So I thought this is really a big problem for them....Can they be free ....is there any way to set them free...So an idea that began with this purely social cause as an intention.....Was taken forward as I suppose it will here.....

Soul transplantation !!!! Yes I actually thought so..Thanks to science there are many transplantations in body organs that are atleast possible....so imagine an era....Soul Transplantation....

A judge giving a punisment you are sentenced in an oldman's body for two years.....You will be a lady for three years.....or a murderer's soul transplanted in a rabbit and left in a wild wild jungle....

And courtesy science if this technology available to comman man as easily as touch screen now....Then!!!!!A teenagers care taker follows the instructrction not to let her go out in a party....Thje girl trapping her in her body and moving out!!!!

There are many weird possibilities....perhaps far more hillarios!!!! Till they can mantain the decency of this blog you can share!!!!!

So just imagine if Soul transplantation is possible then.......

This Blog.....

This blog is all about imagination....sometimes good most of the times weird!!!!so far whatever weird ideas I encountered on the go were enjoyed on the go only....to be lost in the universe later on....But now I have decided to save them and share them just to see where they reach after colloborative imagination....

Most of the times my ides are begun with....If...Then????

Its an experiment....and it can be as pleasureble an experience on the blog...as it becomes during the wee hours when I share them with my room mate....saying suppose....If...then ...only to trigger her imagination!!!!

So All the best to me....and to everyone who dares to carry on!!!!!